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Thank you for your interest in my titles! I appreciate you stopping by to take a look. I have a variety of novels with a whimsical and scientific twist along with a dash of romance. You don’t need a test tube in your pocket to be happy when you read them. Come as you are.

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My latest–Snakes in the Class.

At Manster College, monster professors guide students in the fine art of fitting into human society—easier said than done.

Professor Gormley Grimn didn’t choose the Gorgon life—the Gorgon life chose her…sort of. When she was cursed by the jealous fiancée of her study partner, Gormley fled, leaving those she loved behind to become a professor of chemistry at Manster College.

It’s a safely secluded life, devoid of sex—until she falls into a lusty affair with Dean Ormr Snaakemon, a half smooth-skinned man, half smooth-scaled snake, and one hundred percent hottie. Life as a cursed Gorgon finally doesn’t seem so bad. But Gormley’s a lover, not a killer.

When the local Purity League vows to stamp out all monsters, she’s pushed to a decision. Should she and her students stick with her no-killing principles, or join forces with the anti-Purity League Knobbers—a group of demigods, including the woman who cursed her?

When all you need is love and a college education, does anything make fighting worth it?

Snakes in the Class is a monster romance novel featuring steamy snakes and a touching HEA. It is the first book in the Monster College Chronicles series.

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My dystopian satire series, Unstable States, follows three scientists in an agriculturally based authoritarian regime.

Mixed In, a novel where chemistry meets condoms in a place in the near future where technology rules but all fun is banned can be found here:

Lost in Waste: when the only thing standing between you and true love is a sewage lagoon filled with agricultural waste. Here is a Universal Link for Lost in Waste.

The final book in the Trilogy Is Wrinkles in Spacetime. When the only thing standing between you and authoritarianism is alchemy. Here’s a link.

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Wolves and Deer: A tale based on fact, a regency romance with a twist, can be purchased here.

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Zoonose News–what’s happening with the latest bird flu?

I don’t know about you but when the last pandemic swept the globe, I got the distinct impression that beyond my family, nobody cared much about my health. Here in Iowa, masks were panned and mask mandates were banned. The unfortunate were ordered back to work. With that in mind, I decided to brush off my notes from the last round of bird flu and give them an update just in case this hits the fan. 

Perhaps you recall your biology and remember that a virus can’t reproduce on its own. It needs a host which was why lockdowns and masks were recommended during COVID.

Bird flu, H5N1, is an Influenza A (A as in Avian).

According to the CDC, Influenza A viruses are divided into subtypes based on two proteins on the surface of the virus: hemagglutinin (H) and neuraminidase (N). These are parts of the virus (which has a protein coat) that are easily identifiable—like IDing a perpetrator. If you want to read more about that here is a great description.  Let’s just say that it takes a matchup of the right H and N to allow a virus to invade your cells, hijack them, create “baby” viruses, and pop the cells to release more viruses. That is how we get the designations such as H1H1 (the deadly Swine flu) and H2N3 (another virulent strain.) Both of these, and all influenzas, are zoonoses–infections that can move between people and animals.

Viruses reproduce by injecting themselves into cells and replacing cellular RNA with their own. Influenza A, the type deadly to humans, has eight strands of RNA bundled together to give our poor cells a big punch.

Here is an old diagram showing Influenza A and the animals it traditionally infects. Note that H5N1is deadly to humans.

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Many Type A viruses can creep between birds, humans, pigs, and now dairy cows. Birds are a significant reservoir of these viruses. Shore birds including geese are potent carriers, but other types of domestic and wild birds also carry viruses. For example, N3 viruses are associated with ducks.

Most Influenza A viruses originate in birds. However, not many of these are easily transmitted to people. They can be transmitted to pigs. Pigs are a common go-between for viruses. It’s known that pigs act as mixing vessels for bird flu which is hard for people to catch and pig flu which people can catch.  They create new types of flu inside them–possibly in their snouts/respiratory tracts. There are several other diseases that can be transmitted between pigs and people. Pigs and humans can infect each other with influenza more easily than birds and humans can infect each other. Pig flu symptoms are much like human flu symptoms.

Iowa is home to about 24 million hogs, with the number of hogs per farm on an ever-uphill climb. Iowa also has over 60 million chickens. What could go wrong?

We can’t directly blame the chickens. Domestic pigs get wild bird viruses when birds interact with water used for cleaning their housing facilities that sits on site in ponds. In my opinion, deregulation of such facilities is asking for a new flu to be created.

A new wrinkle is that the Influenza A virus is now being detected in dairy cows and catsDairy farms in Texas noticed that the cows were producing less milk, and thick milk, and all of the farm cats died. The cats are thought to have eaten infected birds or more likely unpasteurized milk. H5N1 has also been found in marine mammals and foxes.

A few people have gotten it, probably from air born particles laden with virus. Although the most recently infected person got a mild case from a cow, over half of humans infected with H5N1 die of respiratory illness. The good news is, it isn’t transmitted from one human to another, at least not yet. The main worry is that a mutation will allow this.

It is suspected that ground up chicken waste may have introduced the flu virus into dairy cattle. Did you know that dairy cattle in the US are fed “poultry litter” – a mix of poultry excreta, spilled feed, feathers, and other waste scraped from the floors of industrial chicken and turkey production plants? I sure didn’t! Besides being found in cattle and cats, this new bird flu breaks the global flu pattern where influenzas originate in Asia.

Now, Iowa will be welcoming even more cows to the state. And besides eating a diet of chicken scraps, dairy cattle are often shipped across the country, posing more of a threat of the spread of bird flu.

I’m remaining cautiously optimistic that once spring migration of wild birds is over, this flu will die down. I really don’t want to run on a wing and a prayer like we did during COVID. In the meantime, there are a few ways to get ahead of this potential pandemic.

1.     Cook eggs thoroughly. Make sure any chicken is cooked to an internal temperature of 165 degrees. The virus will denature and fall apart.

2.     Don’t let raw meat touch surfaces in your kitchen. Cook beef to at least 145 degrees. (Note: bird flu has not been found in non-dairy herds.)

3.     If cats can get the virus from unpasteurized milk, maybe you could too. Best avoid it. (Pasteurized milk has been found to contain virus particles.) 

4.     Move to California. Buy California products. California regulates the use of bird litter as food.

5.     If you use manure as fertilizer and it isn’t from a bag that reads “composted”, compost it. Please don’t use raw manure. It can burn plants and introduce pathogens.

6.     Wash hands and clothing after touching birds. You should also wear a facemask.

7.     Hunters should field dress birds while wearing protective equipment.

8.     Take an antiviral medication if you are sick after contact with infected animals. Bird flu symptoms in humans are similar to other flu symptoms: fever, fatigue, sore throat, muscle aches, vomiting, diarrhea, stuffy nose.

9.     Other states have taken steps such as killing infected birds and limiting cattle shipments.

10.  If you have pet birds, keep them in a covered location away from wild birds and wild bird droppings. Know the symptoms of bird flu: sudden death, nasal discharge, low appetite, limited egg production, soft or misshaped eggs, diarrhea, and un-coordination. It’s wild bird migration season so keep flocks inside and covered up.

The Secretary of Agriculture, Tom Vilsack, points out that cattle appear to be recovering from bird flu quite quickly. And no one has yet to become sick from consuming contaminated foods, at least as far as we know. Vaccines for cattle and humans (although we might not have enough) are being developed.

No doubt if COVID had affected farm animals, our governor might have taken it more seriously. She really was a dumb-dumb when it came to that virus. Or should I use the term bird brain?

Eclipse ( & life) in the Rear View Mirror

I’m really lucky that my kids took me to Missouri and into the center of the path of the total solar eclipse. I sometimes get the hint that they aren’t sure I’ve had enough adventures yet, having been a lowly professor who was dedicated to my job. Until this time. I was sure that eclipse viewing  close to totality was good enough. I was wrong.

We went camping at the Sam A Baker State Park. It’s not close to any major city and the crush of people they expected didn’t show up in force, although the campgrounds were full. We camped and although I’d prefer a luxury hotel, it was worth it. The park was pretty and well kept. The spring ephemerals were in bloom.

We attended a lecture about the eclipse given by a retired astronomy professor. We learned that one special thing about this eclipse is that the moon was very close to the Earth (perigee) and the sun far away (apogee). This made it possible for the moon to totally cover the sun. (An annular eclipse doesn’t meet this requirement). I also had no idea that the moon has a titled elliptical orbit, as does the earth, which is why an eclipse occurs in so many varied places. This also explains why they are more likely to occur when the Earth is titled towards the sun, which means they are rare in winter. Here’s a map of upcoming eclipses. He stressed that we needed to wear eclipse glasses to prevent us from going blind, but at totality, we could take them off.  

He also told us to look for Baily’s Beads and talked a little about solar ejections (coronal mass ejections.) The later has the potential to disrupt telecommunications and navigation devices. This is called a Carrington Event –one melted telegraph lines and sparked railroad tracks during the US Civil War. The world is anticipating another one, with a scary scenario. Using their best predictive powers, scientists are working to predict the next super storm.

We had no cell service and hadn’t gotten a weather update in days. Starlink traveled overhead but we couldn’t get a connection, only a reminder not to subject ourselves to the whims of billionaires. People asked the wise professor the inevitable. “What’s the weather going to be like?” He echoed what a man selling firewood had predicted. “It’s going to be perfectly clear.”

Poking fun at conspiracy theories, we donned our tinfoil hats as we waited for the eclipse—totality was to occur about 2 pm.

Sometimes, it’s hard to muster a sense of awe, but with cool breeze and eerie shadows, the eclipse caught us in its snare.

Moon-shadow basking.

We weren’t prepared for the weird and surreal moment of totality. Without a sunset, darkness fell as if a switch was thrown. We dropped our glasses, under the spell of the darkened sun with its dazzling corona. Had I been alone, I might have cried. Stars came out. Crows cawed. A frog chirped. Humans yelled at the raw moment of cosmic wonder. Within 4 minutes, the sun peeked out and the light came back in a rush.

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(photo on location by Paul Van Zante)

We headed for home, avoiding St. Louis and its traffic. Back roads put us behind an hour, not bad considering all-nighters experienced by some.

During the long car ride, I sat there thankful for the experience.  I was grateful to the professor and his insights. It made me proud to have been a professor. Without understanding of an eclipse, it would have been a frightening experience.  It’s good to be reminded that we really are at the mercy of the universe.  Science has helped make nature appear less capricious, but every bit as magnificent.

Killers in America

As I was traveling on highways a couple weeks ago through North Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky and Indiana, I saw signs, particularly in Indiana, where politicians were really pushing fear and bragging about how strong they were and how they were going to make sure you weren’t going to be a crime victim. Crime is not a laughing matter, but the crime rate has plunged and people over estimate how common it is. (A notable exception is domestic violence. )

The political billboards were showing how tough on crime each politician was. The irony was, it was rainy, the traffic was terrible, and trucks in particular were just driving like crap. Unlike the crime rate, the motor vehicle accident rate is on the rise.

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On a dark desert highway…

Trucks were in a hurry and they were doing bad jobs of merging. I saw one pull in front of a little Honda and almost take it out.  At a merge, two trucks didn’t want to give each other room and almost crashed. Another truck wove all over the road, the driver looking at a screen in her hand.

To my horror, I saw a truck driver getting out of a truck at a gas station. He was wearing slides with thick soles. My chemist danger signs flashed. Flip flops and sandals have caused over a million accidents. Not only do they fall off and get stuck under pedals, they double driver reaction time. Add thick soles and you get even slower at pushing the brake pedal. Imagine this in a truck.

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Welcome to Indiana!

That was just on a small stretch of Indiana highway. I started thinking. Really, what should be we be worrying about? Should be we be worrying about getting mugged and robbed? I mean, sure, we should be, but what is more of a danger to us—other peoples’ bad driving or a stranger’s criminal intents? What’s most likely to kill us?

The top causes of death in the US in order are heart disease, cancer, covid, and accidents. Of the accidents, accidental poisoning is the most common type of accident. You might think of prescription drugs at this point but carbon monoxide is a big source of poison. Alcohol is the top killer by poison. Motor vehicle accidents are the second cause of accidental deaths.

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Above: what is most likely to kill those under age 75.

There are highway improvements that can increase safety including rumble strips, medians, increased signage, and high friction curves. I swear, the last politician I heard taking about safer highways was Leonard Boswell, who died in 2018.

One really frightening thing I saw on my nail-biting trip across Indiana and points south was trucks merging with barely a signal. Yet here in Iowa, we don’t care about that. We have a law limiting truck liability. We have a law making it easier to get a trucking license—a national and bipartisan push. Here’s the rub. Iowa is a top state for fatal truck accidents. In fact, it ties for number one! (Indiana is up there, too, as shown on this map.)

The political billboards were meant to make people afraid of death by homicide. It isn’t a top cause of death overall, especially not compared to heart problems, cancer, poisoning, or motor vehicle accidents. I suppose one thing that makes people afraid of it is that you can choose to get in a car but you can’t choose not to be mugged. But politicians are notoriously guilty of ramping up the fear. Interestingly enough, people who are more educated are less likely to commit homicide.  (Domestic violence is also less common for educated women and educated couples.) Educated people are less likely in general to commit crimes. What do you want to bet that some of those tough on crime politicians complain about student loan forgiveness? If they really cared about reducing crime, they’d make college free. They’d pour money into public education.

Meanwhile, drive safely. Watch out for the other guy.

Views from an Island

Last week, I had the delightful pleasure of visiting St. Croix in the US Virgin Islands, one of the US Territories.

Just east of Puerto Rico, the US bought these islands from Denmark in 1917.

Above: Flying in

The US Virgin Islands is a US territory. US citizens don’t need a passport. They don’t go through customs. Dollars are the currency. The only weird thing about it is that cars are driven on the left side of the road. And, the people can’t vote. They have a representative to Congress but she can’t vote either. 

It’s been described as a sleepy place to go for snorkeling, diving, and beach life. We visited the town Frederiksted, off the beaten path. How “sleepy” is it? Well, what could be more peaceful than a beautiful ocean view with a chicken? 

Besides being mellow, this town had great sunsets. It’s a little over 1000 miles from the equator, which makes it immune to seasonal daylight fluctuations. Sunset was always about 6:30 pm. The temperature was in the 80s during the day and in the 70s at night, with a soft, balmy trade wind.

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And best of all—great friends live here!

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Beaches were sandy or rocky depending on the location. Some were great for beach combing, although you aren’t supposed to take your findings off the islands. 

The coral reef ecosystem meant abundant animal and plant life. Here (above) is a brain coral skeleton on the beach. Brain coral make up the foundation of coral reefs and can live up to 900 years!

One of the first thing we did was go snorkeling. I was pretty bad at it—something to improve for sure—but I did see peaceful turtles, beautiful fish, and colorful corals as I thrashed around and adjusted my snorkel.

The sun goes down before seven and of course, people want to be out and about. Bright lights keep turtles from nesting and disorient hatchlings. Turtles mate in the water and lay eggs on land—preferably in the dark of night. Baby turtles need to crawl towards the ocean and they find it by moon and starlight on water

During turtle nesting season, streetlights are red to keep the females happy and the hatchlings from being fooled into crawling towards the road.

We enjoyed great Caribbean food, local beer  (excellent), and even a shot of rum at this place shown below. 

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We weren’t able to see the entire island during our too short trip but we managed to visit a former sugar plantation and its not so nice dungeon. The only bright side to this is a successful slave rebellion and emancipation in 1848. 

As mentioned before, the citizens can’t vote and have little representation, but they are US residents. Hurricanes in 2017 damaged several buildings and funds to repair them  are just coming in now. 

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I wasn’t on the “shopping” side of the island (Christiansted) but I did manage to grab a few souvenirs. I’ll have to return!

Thank you to Kathi Lee for these * photos.

Biden sees value in nature

For most of recorded history, with a few exceptions, the idea of environmental balance wasn’t considered. Dominion over nature was part of the Bible and early science.

Nature was seen as punishing—lightning struck evil churches, environmental disasters were punishments from god(s), disease was sin. So was (is)being ugly. Snakes were bad omens or good, depending on your culture. The idea of balance between humans and the environment was unheard of for many societies. It wasn’t as if some vistas weren’t considered beautiful. Most people did not appreciate nature, or downright feared it. Most saw it as irrelevant to their lives.

The idea that nature can be understood is a relatively new one, at least in western culture. 

As the Europeans changed the landscape in countries they over-ran, a few noticed that they were destroying something beautiful and pristine. One such person was George Perkins Marsh, who wrote Man and Nature in 1864. Marsh discussed how the alteration of the landscape could promote climate change and linked desertification to deforestation. He urged citizens to value the environment, manage its resources, and measure progress in terms of the prudent supervision of resources. The US Forest Service was established in 1905 with careful management as a goal. This view of environmentalism is known as Utilitarianism. We preserve nature for our enjoyment and utility for recreation, hunting, and fishing. In the 1930s, the Dust Bowl re-enforced the idea of conservation of resources. God’s punishment became something we brought upon ourselves. Outdoor recreation is big business, generating over $560 billion dollars in 2022.

A second type of environmentalism began with John Muir (1838 -1914) and the Sierra Club, founded in 1892. Muir was raised in a harsh religious household and he saw nature as peace and a window to god. This branch of environmentalism saw every species as having intrinsic value. This view is popular today and brings billions to the US economy per year. Bird watching, for example, generates around 40 billion dollars per year in the US. Camping is projected to bring in over 20 billion this year.

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Nuthatch by Kayla Lindquist

It’s clear that people appreciate nature for its intrinsic value and, like Muir, seek it as a source of peace. Forest bathing, simply meandering in nature, is a popular stress reliever. “Native evergreens are both aromatic and release a high concentration of phytoncides—airborne essential oils that provide a natural immunity boost. The health benefits of this phytoncide “shower” can last for weeks.”  Forest bathing tourism might involve looking at bluebells in England or wandering in a cloud forest in Costa Rica. 

Given this information, the Biden Administration has launched a bold, needed initiative—to count nature’s value in the Gross Domestic Product of a country’s economy. Without considering the value of nature, we get a false picture of  the real economic strength of a country. Read more here.

A Lesson in (IN)civility

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Photo by Álvaro Serrano on Unsplash

One sad reality of living in Iowa is that our elected ones do not respond positively to all of their constituents. Some of us get what has been described as “scorching” replies. Our elected ones are known for not replying or when they do, they lose their cool.

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They also seem to have an axe to grind against the public schools. This story begins with elected one Steve Holt, who came to Iowa from South Carolina and owns a Tropical Snow. No doubt this makes him an expert on Iowa schools because he accused public schools of harboring employees who abuse children and teach the hatred of America. Ironically, his wife is a public school teacher who prompted students to walk out in protest—of her! She didn’t mean to offend but from what I can gather, isn’t seeking out any DEI courses to help her understand the students’ point of view. I took an (on-line) DEI course and learned some things about myself that needed to be adjusted. Why be ignorant, even if it’s unintentional? This backstory might help explain the outburst which follows later. The Iowa Governor backs Holt up on his dim view of the schools. You can read the entire story here.

A journalist sent what she intended to be an uplifting message about the local schools to Mr. Holt and copied her representatives.

Here’s what she had to say:

to steven.holt, barb.kniffmcculla, ken.rozenboom

Good morning!

As I watched the news last night and this morning, I was moved to share a couple of experiences with you, Mr. Holt, regarding the way our young people today feel about their country and their patriotism. I have two stories.

Story #1 involved the return of a Pella soldier from his basic training in Alabama just before Christmas. He has a great relationship with his sister, a third grader at Madison Elementary in Pella. She was expecting his return on the weekend, but under the guise of celebrating her half birthday with her classmates, she received a very special gift … her brother all wrapped up in a big birthday box. Here’s the rest of the story. One of the students asked if they could ask Levi some questions. “Of course,” said the teacher. Hands shot into the air, and Levi patiently answered each and every question they asked. Students were excited about his adventure. He was very positive about his training. I heard nothing but positive thoughts coming from all in the room regarding our country, our military, and his young man’s service. It certainly illustrated a love for our country and what those serving us are doing. 

Story #2 happened just last week. As a part-time reporter for the Marion County Express, I was invited to Jefferson Intermediate in the Pella Community School District and Pella Christian Grade School to cover the presentations of the local American Legion post honoring the fifth graders – over 200 of them – who had written essays about the United States flag. Every single one of those students received a folder containing a certificate recognizing their participation, and, along with that, a miniature flag. Several American Legion members were present for this occasion and enthusiastically shook hands with each and every student as they were presented their awards. Respect was shown at both schools for those gentlemen, and the students exploded with cheers of appreciation as the three essay winners were announced. They waved their flags proudly as the gatherings concluded. Patriotism and appreciation for those who have served was evident. 

These two examples are just the tip of the iceberg. Please be careful about making judgments about today’s schools and today’s youth. There’s all kinds of good taking place. And, if you’d like to catch the winners reading their work, they’ll be presenting them at the next Legion meeting on March 25 at 7:30 p.m. at the Legion Hall in Pella. The meeting is open to the public. 

Holt sent a brief note of thanks. She didn’t hear from McCulla. Her Senator, Ken Rozenboom, wasn’t exactly thrilled with her glowing letter. Here is his response:

Thanks for the message.  I agree that so much good is going on in our schools.  But you’re obviously  trying to drive a point home.  I wish we could always deal with schools who are doing the right thing.  But please consider the school issues that have been dumped on us since I was first elected to the Senate 12 years ago:

  • Boys in girl’s bathrooms and locker rooms
  • Boys competing against girls in athletic events 
  • Gender transition surgery for teens 
  • Pure pornography in our school classrooms and libraries, including graphic illustrations of pedophilia 
  • Teaching first graders that the gender listed on their birth certificate was just a guess
  • Schools refusing to open as Covid slowly came under control
  • Masking and mandatory vaccinations of children with off-label, experimental drugs
  • Teaching kids that they were racist just because of the color of their skin  

I didn’t create those controversies.   Some schools and some teachers did.  Are you suggesting that we are supposed to ignore those issues? Please don’t confuse action on those problems with “judgments about today’s schools and today’s youth”.

Respectfully,

Ken

I’d like to address a few things from his list. A few I’ve already covered.

  • Schools refusing to open as Covid slowly came under control

He wrote his letter to a woman whose sister, a teacher, died from COVID before the vaccine became available. Iowa Republicans even banned mask mandates. I was a teacher myself and it was terrifying. And teachers died. People died.

Below: the governor and her mask advisory team of not scientists.

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  • Pure pornography in our school classrooms and libraries, including graphic illustrations of pedophilia 

Who knows what he is talking about?!  He has barely been in a public school except to show his face campaigning. The aforementioned “cool loser” has never attended a public school. I wish he’d given some peer reviewed citations for his bullet points. Without evidence, I’m left with the impression that the porn accusations can’t be verified.

Porn, it seems, is on a lot of screensScreens. Often people who watch porn have an issue: it might be age, isolation, OCD, or bedroom boredom. Most people don’t watch it for an extended period of time. Exposure to porn has minimal negative consequences, especially when coupled with scientifically accurate sex education, as seen in the Netherlands. For those worried about their porn viewing, reading erotica is sometimes offered as an alternative. That being said, I share some concerns about porn. But I have more curiosity about people who are terrified by porn to the point where they need therapy. Some argue that these people are confusing pornography with sexual abuse, and they really need to focus on the later.  

I’m not a therapist or a porn watcher but I’m trying to understand why a nice letter would elicit a diatribe with many points about sexuality and porn. Some say that fear of porn has roots in childhood trauma and powerlessness. “Unlike erotic scenes in a movie or nude sculptures in a museum, pornography generally involves power dynamic, humiliation and a distortion of the reality around body and sexuality.”     

 The truth is, most abusers are parents or relatives. Teachers are much more likely to report abusers and suspected abuse.The tall tales about schools are part of the scheme to funnel money and minds to private, conservative schools, like the ones who taught Senator Ken all he knows.

The journalist sent specific examples. Senator Ken replied with unverified rumors and repeated blame. In other words, he was disrespectful of the letter writer, our schools, and of knowledge itself. Without documented evidence, we can’t say who created these controversies. Clearly, there are enough people in Iowa who have had trauma and are moved to vote for authoritarians who blame and stoke fear about the public schools and the libraries, evidence or not.

What can be learned from this exchange?

The outdated notion of two genders

It’s been cold and I’ve been inside exposed to too much social media—enough to know that chains are being rattled and some people are boldly declaring there are two sexes/genders. They are also declaring they know what a woman is. Defining a woman is a Republican obsession. With their typical heavy hand, the Iowa Legislature may try to define what a woman is.

I hate to break the news to those who think in binary terms but there are not two sexes. Scientists used to think this but now we know more. 

The idea that sex chromosomes consist of a big one, X, and a smaller one, Y, goes back to 1905. The pioneering work was done by Nettie Stevens, who by the way shares my birthday. She discovered that in many species, the tiny chromosome conferred maleness. She studied meal worms to reach her conclusion. Her idea was briefly stolen by a man.

We’ve all learned this in school:  XX means a female, XY means a male. But after nearly 120 years, it’s time to update, because human life is more complicated. Being male or female comes as a result of some biological tug of war, often helped along by chromosomes but not always. Sometimes hormones come into play and anatomy is not always forthcoming.

One to two out of every 100 people will not fit the purely XX female or XY male genetic patterns. The blanket term for this is intersexual. What’s their story? The answer has many twists.

Some people carry the genes of an absorbed twin, and that twin might have been a different sex.

Some have gonads which are different than their chromosomes due to disruptions during sexual development in utero.

Others have genes that give them gonads different than their chromosomes, so an XX person might have male sex organs or an XY person will develop breasts and female sex organs. This is rare, it occurs in one out of 4,500 people. 

man can have a functioning uterus and even fallopian tubes.

A woman with genetically caused CAH, congenital adrenal hyperplasia, will grow a beard and have ambiguous sex organs.

Men can contain XX cells from their mothers.

Women who have been pregnant with a male can have XY cells lingering inside.

One in 2,000 women have a single X chromosome  (instead of two) in all or some of their cells. It’s called Turner Syndrome and is the second most common genetic disorder of chromosomes.  Several famous people rock their one  X chromosome. Medical treatments can help these people live long and healthy lives. In very rale cases, people diagnosed with Turner syndrome have been later found to have a very small  undeveloped Y chromosome. Some women are born with an extra X chromosome and are XXX.  

Men can have an extra X chromosome and be XXY. It’s called Klinefelter Syndrome. One symptom is having a female public hair pattern (triangle)  vs a male one (diamond). They may opt to have hormone therapy, sometimes choosing to enhance their femaleness and other times their maleness. It is a common condition, affecting one in 650 males and is often not diagnosed. Diagnosis and treatment can help prevent depression and anxiety.

Men can have XYY chromosomes, a condition called Jacobs Syndrome. Some may be abnormally tall and have learning and speech challenges which can cause them to be bullied.

In fact, there are numerous variations of X and Y chromosomes, some associated with problems and mental illness because these individuals feel different from their peers. There is even an association dedicated to those with extra chromosomes. It would help these individuals if they had early diagnosis and understanding.

The whole idea of two easily defined sexes is overly simplistic.  

People can have ambiguous genitals. Or both male and female genitals.

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Anatomically unclear genders have been among us for most of human history. In some cultures, these humans were considered bad omens and killed at birth. In the ancient Greco-Roman world, hermaphrodites, of which there are 4 types,  were worshiped as gods and popular gods were hermaphrodites. The god of ecstasy, Bacchus, was gender fluid. Gynomorph,  a female with a penis was “the first western god… All of western religion springs from the veneration of a bi-gender entity, known to the ancient world as the Gynomorph.”  There’s even a theory that Jesus wasn’t a traditional man. Adam is thought by some to have been both a man and a woman. You can see where those who believe in The Chain are upset by this ambiguity. 

Biologists say sex is hard to identify because it could be based on anatomy, or chromosomes, or hormones. I haven’t even discussed hormones!  It’s a topic best left to endocrinologists. Making laws about sexual identity, especially when done by the less informed is reckless and possibly malevolent. 

Below: the sponsor of the “define woman” bill ,Heather Hora, a farmer whose farm has had a dispute worth reading about. So far, she won’t answer any questions about the bill or her intent. In fact, she won an election after not answering questions. Despite this, she has a cadre of energetic followers, no doubt eager to defy science and define a woman. She’s even gotten the governor taking up her bill (this is a common bill for conservatives to cling to) and the governor might even try to define a man and sex. I can’t find what the governor majored in ( she made several attempts at college) but I don’t think it was biology.

The case against the SSB

When I was a schoolgirl in Rockville Maryland, someone, a group of teachers I think, asked the students to decide if they wanted a new national anthem. I like new things and was enticed by the idea. We sang all sorts of patriotic songs as part of our research on the proposal. This was a DC suburb, and many kids were from military families. In the end, most of us decided that we could do better as a nation than the Star-Spangled Banner (SSB). It wasn’t fun to sing and since we’d all been irradiated by the above ground nuclear testing, the bombs bursting in air was a pointed reminder of the health effects of bombs. 

Yes, a flag is a symbol and people tend to think symbolically, but to my child’s mind, it was a limited symbol. I really gravitated towards the “wilder” songs with references to the beauty of the national landscape such as God Bless America or the collective love of country as in This Land is Your Land. The idea of a new national anthem never got much traction but let it be known, I have never enjoyed singing the Star-Spangled Banner.

The tune was from a popular drinking song and the lyric writer was a racist who wanted to send slaves back to Africa. The song itself has only been the national anthem for around 100 years and was selected because of the symbolism of the flag and its association with war. Before this, America (My Country Tis of Thee)  was the unofficial anthem. 

In my novel Lost in Waste, the residents of the dystopian wasteland are forced to sing an anthem while pressing their fingers to their forehead to show they are thinking about their country.  Most countries have a national anthem and quite a few of them are dirges or if you prefer, hymn like. Some are marches. Others are kind of violent.  This one from Bangladesh makes you want to kiss the sky. 

A bill has been introduced to mandate the singing of the SSB in Iowa classrooms.  I have a few issues with this. First of all, the bill sponsor sounds way too stuck on himself. Also, it’s going to make kids hate the SSB if they are being forced to sing it every single day. And I don’t care what country we are talking about. Most anthems are dated. They often sound much better when sung professionally.

Not to mention, there’s something confusing about forcing kids to sing something about the land of the free. The bill requires singing the entire thing at some events despite offensive lyrics. Perhaps one of the saddest things about this is that the representative pushing it is from one of the most cancer ridden areas of the state. He really should be thinking about other issues..

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When everything’s made to be broken

Corporate profits are up, way up, but have you noticed how just about everything you buy breaks right away? I’m not talking about minor purchases like that Mainstay humidifier I just put in the garbage. I’m talking about big things we rely on. For example, have your glasses been shucking out faster than usual?

The first time, my wire rims sprang apart while I was on vacation. Thank you to the man in Detroit who fixed them for free. I moved on the plastic frames, but it wasn’t long until I thought I was losing my eyesight. Everything was blurry. I couldn’t even read. I’d been wearing glasses for most of my life. I was used to them. Initially, I had no idea it wasn’t my eyes. It was my glasses. They were crisscrossed with tiny scratches, even though I’d bought scratch coating.

The second time, two years later, I was driving 100 miles. I had a hard time focusing on the road. I thought I was getting a brain tumor or something. I’d gotten the extra coating of scratch prevention and anti-reflection coating. But the glare and reflection were terrible. I could even drive a little bit better if I put my glasses on my head. When I got to my destination, I looked at my glasses. There were scratched along the center like my previous pair. There was also some kind of weird cloud forming at the top as if sweat dripped down on them over the hot summer. I took them to the eye doctor as soon as I got back from my trip. Ironically, someone else was there with the very same problem. The clerk told us both how we should be cleaning our glasses.

The glasses clerk confessed that those coatings that you put on your glasses to protect them are only guaranteed for a year and then they start breaking down. It wasn’t my error that had caused the scratch coating and the anti-reflective coating to create some kind of a weird maze resembling corn borers through a row crop.

Glasses aren’t my only problem. I have a new refrigerator, a Bosch, a medium-expensive brand, and already the handle has gotten a crack. It looks like some kind of plastic fatigue. 

But the Bosch company says it’s cosmetic and not covered by the yearlong warranty, so I can’t get it replaced for free. Should I have just bought a really cheap refrigerator?  This one was not at the bottom of the line or anything and although it has many aspects I like, it’s still breaking.

Let me show you the front panel of my dishwasher.

 A piece of plastic broke off. This dishwasher is a KitchenAid, so not the cheapest brand. It’s 3 1/2 years old. That’s all. According to the place that sold me the dishwasher, to replace the plastic would cost $300 plus labor. I think that seems high for a slab of plastic. I contacted KitchenAid and the help-line people were nice but even after talking to them, I can’t figure out what the part number for it is.  For now, let’s hope the super glue we used holds. And curses to the plastic manufacturer. Maybe it was outsourced like the door plug on the Boeing.

On a happy note, my Kohler kitchen faucet started corroding after ten years. It had a lifetime warranty. 

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My plumber got to work and helped me arrange a replacement faucet. I couldn’t get the exact same one but I did get a new faucet, arriving earlier than promised. 

In recent years, the US Consumer Protection Bureau has been weakened. (We don’t have to even guess who did this. We know, don’t we?) Things are made cheaply now. One way to fight back is to learn to fix your own stuff. My vacuum cleaner, a Dyson, is pretty easy to fix. A hose attachment got a hole in it and the replacement was $5. I even got some help installing it.

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Monday’s Iowa Caucus–and my opinion on it

The Iowa caucuses will take place this Monday, January 15. A caucus is a party meeting and both the Democrats and the Republicans will meet separately to discuss who should run for president and what their party goals and beliefs should be.

Iowa has had the first in the nation caucus since 1968. It’s my opinion that the caucuses have made Iowa a mean, attention seeking, and stressed-out place. That’s the goal of authoritarians, and a big part of the Republican base here in Iowa are authoritarians (evangelicals).

In case you haven’t followed the Republican caucuses here, candidates have been crisscrossing the state trying to prove which one is the biggest, toughest bully. Ever since Joni Ernest won a Senate seat with an ad about castrating pigs and shooting Obamacare, Iowa has been racing towards the bottom of the valley of incivility. We have an attorney general who never tried a case, so understandably needs an extra million dollars to run her office. But she wanted to give Biden the Bird and this mean message won over the hearts of Iowans.

In a local election, the library was disparaged to the extent that some highly sheltered people became afraid to go there. The worry? They were lead to believe porn was sitting out in the childrens’ section. When a library crack-down referendum lost in a local election, the head of the group pushing for the oversight called those who didn’t support her views porn loving Marxists for government spending. And on matters of book censorship, my own state senator implied I was a pervert when I pointed out that for books, context was important.

Our governor ignored the urging of medical professionals on several issues numerous times, yet took the advice of Moms for Liberty, even posing with them. It really doesn’t matter if people in these groups have kinky sex or shoplift.  There’s money to be made from endorsements after all.

What happened to Iowa? I’d credit money pouring into misinformation. Take a look at the local county website. It’s filled with conspiracy theories and misinformation. Their antics have been reported, yet people still vote for them. It’s no secret that money has fueled their opinions and packed the Supreme Court. Iowans are no match for the conservative media sites popping up, many of which inflame stories and harass people they disagree with.  Studies have shown that conservative people are more susceptible to misinformation, more likely to repeat it, and that conservative news sites spread more misinformation.

Conservatives are lied to more and they believe it. Those who believe it and repeat it the most have a high desire for chaos. Republicans are associated with more inequality—and also more violence.  What isn’t discussed enough is that these people are also bored. They want to dress up and spread chaos because being a Republican is like putting on a costume and getting attention, especially here in Iowa where we have the first in the nation caucus.  Maybe they feel they can’t fit in with polite society and  they feel marginalized. In any case, it’s a circus of single issue voters and misinformation here in Iowa. Thankfully, it will be over soon.

The Democrats are having a caucus but not voting for the presidential candidate. The vote will be done through a mail in ballot. According to the Marion County Democrats:

On November 1, 2023, the window opened for Iowa Democrats to request their Presidential Preference Cards for the 2024 Iowa Caucuses.  The IDP Disability Caucus was instrumental in this process.  This is a major change in our Caucus; however, it’s definitely more inclusive and something that many will appreciate this year with the extreme weather that we’re experiencing.  It enables participation by those who are sick, don’t drive at night, work evening shifts, stuck at home due to nasty weather, babysitting or elderly sitting and the list can go on and on.

If you’ve not requested your Presidential Preference Card, please note that February 19th is the last day to make your request. The on-line process is the easiest and quickest way to ensure your request is received in a timely manner. The online submission form meets accessibility needs and does provide an option for Spanish translation. If there are questions regarding the online process, they’ve created a helpline to call (515-216-3893) and if necessary, leave a message and they’ll call you back as soon as possible.

Another option to request a Presidential Preference Card, is to print & complete the attached IDP Request Form.pdf and mail it to the address on the form.

The bold is my addition. I always liked the caucus and the discussion with neighbors. However, I find the “discuss now, vote later” approach more appealing than I thought I might. It’s true that it’s more inclusive. Additionally, COVID is on the rise again, and although Iowan’s don’t like to admit having it, wastewater don’t lie and our level right now is “very high.” Not everyone can afford to be exposed.

If that’s not enough to show that an in-person vote isn’t inclusive, get a look at the weather forecast!

It’s not just cold.

It’s windy!

It’s too bad the weather won’t allow more people to attend because one useful thing that will happen is to discuss the party platform.

Here is the Democratic Party Platform

Here’s the Republican one.

The weather is likely to suppress the rural and elderly participants. Iowans are being told to let god guide their vote.

Many will probably see this as a test of their faith. These are the same people who ignored COVID warnings and had and continue to have higher death rates.

Iowans want personal attention. However, it’s notable that one candidate who ignored warnings slid off the road during a snow storm on the way to an event and has slowed down his campaigning. We have a blizzard warning here today and candidates are altering their schedules by cancelling or going virtual. As for the Republican front runner, he’s been in court and is keeping a light schedule here.

Biden’s American Rescue Plan has been good for Iowa but our governor has given him the cold shoulder, downplaying his help, ignoring his visits, and even rejecting summer food aid to feed kids.  Needless to say, he hasn’t been here. Smart guy.

Update: within 31 minutes, Trump was declared the winner.