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Sweet Western romance novel is a gender farce

Posted: 12:00 a.m. Saturday, June 13, 2015

By Vick Mickunas

The market for romance novels remains hot. Some years ago I did a radio interview with leading romance writer Nora Roberts — she consistently sells a million books a month. She told me that she had been somewhat perplexed by my interest. OK, so most of her fans are women, even so, of course I wanted to meet her. And the audience was delighted to hear her speak.

I just read a romance novel that I found vastly entertaining. “Natural Attraction” by Catherine Haustein is a historical romance set in the year 1871. The story is narrated by a young woman named Clementine, a budding naturalist. As the book begins she is facing a dilemma. At that time scientific research was the dominion of men-this was an impediment to her aspirations. Her resourceful allies in the village of Spookstad, Mich., concoct a scheme to help her overcome that sexual discrimination. Her tutor Alburtus and his friend Theophrastus plot with her grandmother to create the illusion that Clementine is a man. The chemist brews up a large batch of tonic. Regular doses of this elixir were going to slowly dissolve her feminine features. At least most of them. Granny lops off her hair and makes her trousers. Alburtus has secured an internship for her with Malachite Overland Mining (MOM). MOM has hired a man named Calvin. Clementine (now Calvin) boards the train with her tonic supply and heads west to become a naturalist for MOM. Calvin’s specialty is rodents, she hopes to discover a new species during her sojourn at the mining camp. Her disguise is working so far. She takes a sip of the tonic and goes to sleep. Then she notices that somebody is climbing into bed with her. Haustein describes the moment: “I landed my first punch, not sure where it struck, only that it connected with the person climbing into the bed. No one had warned me of the bed sharing that went on out west.” The man she had slugged is a preacher named Wesley King. She asks him: “Are you going to be sleeping in my bed?” She observes that he is radiating some pleasant body heat on what is a frigid night. He replies: “Well, it’s either that or one of us sleeps in the hall with those rough-hewn men. They probably go through people’s packs as they sleep.” Calvin wants him to go to sleep. She offers him some of her tonic. He likes it. Maybe you can see where this is going? I didn’t. As the story moves along these unlikely roommates become good friends. She regularly shares her tonic with him. As time passes she is becoming more masculine while the preacher is displaying indications that the tonic is having a visibly strange impact on his appearance. The preacher is having amorous feelings for Calvin. This troubles him — he still believes that Calvin is a man. Meanwhile Calvin tries to focus on identifying a new species of rodents. She’s resisting her growing attraction to the preacher. The author swirls us nimbly from absurdity to steamy tenderness with verve. I say: Well done!

Vick Mickunas of Yellow Springs interviews authors every Saturdayat 7 a.m. and on Sundays at 10:30 a.m. on WYSO-FM (91.3). For more information, visit www.wyso.org/programs/book-nook. Contact him at vick@vickmickunas.com.

Review

Here’s another review. I appreciate this one so much.

Format: Paperback Verified Purchase

A great read, engrossing and exciting — perfect summertime reading material. I really like the combination of adventure, romance, science and historical fiction this story offers. The author does a wonderful job of bringing serious questions on several issues (gender, religion and science among them) to light while keeping things entertaining.

Interview on Ohio NPR: Vick Mickunas

I had a fun phone interview with Vick Mickunas from WYSO Public radio. I really appreciated the opportunity. It will air Saturday morning, 6 am Iowa time.

http://www.npr.org/podcasts/381443816/book-nook

My students are fascinated that my husband was a DJ and I was a part time DJ in Iowa City in the 80s. This was back when being a DJ was a real job at a radio station back before media consolidation. There’s no last DJ anymore. But there are people who still interview authors and for that I’m grateful. His enthusiasm was so kind and what’s cuter than a man who likes a romance novel?

Review

I thought I’d add one of the recent reviews for Natural Attraction. These are very helpful to authors, even if they aren’t five star.

Please note: I received a free copy of this book in exchange for my honest review.
I really appreciated the interesting story of “Natural Attraction.” I could relate to the main character as she fears at the beginning to leave the only place she had ever been in, the only one she called home. I loved the scientific part of the story as the main character continued to give us scientific tidbits.
The author must have researched quite a lot and I enjoyed the book mostly because it seemed so sincere. She made science such a natural part of a romance novel as well.
Overall, I loved the way the author wrote the novel. The pacing was also good and I was kept on my toes to know what was coming up next. I also grew curious about what would happen if the main character ever fell in love seeing as she has the form of a man or how I would be imagining the scene play out in my head – would I see her as a woman or as a man with a woman’s desires? I give this novel 4 out of 5 stars. It revolves around unique circumstances resulting in a unique story with colorful characters and each of their experiences.

Confessions of a Drunk Historian

When it comes to history, I’ll not be writing about battles. I’m a fan of peoples’ history, or as it might be viewed, drunk history. It’s more about what might have been and could have been and what happened between the sheets and to peoples’ minds. What social forces were shaping us? What peer pressures did we face? Who might we have dared to love or to have loved in secret? After all, a lot of what’s made it into history books and the American psyche is really just PR, as shown in this clip of Buffalo Bill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ7DZD-zATw

Ogle vs bogle

A new study confirms the obvious–men size women up by how they are built. Women even do it to each other. We’ve all caved in to this notion that a woman’s value is in her body. But read the article further. What kind of women embrace this objectification? Those with low self-worth. It’s a destructive pattern–look good or be worthless, get insecure about your worth as you age. You’re not going to win. As a young woman, my high school guidance councilor discouraged me from getting a degree in science. Women don’t have the brains for it, he said. I’m glad I didn’t listen. In science, your data is what people look at. In fact, scientists who look too slick bring out my suspicions. Yes, books are judged by their cover elsewhere. I’ve even heard people in business laugh about not hiring someone because of their shoes. This makes me happy to have gotten that chemistry degree. I know when my data is good and I can get good data even on a bad hair day. There’s something freeing about putting on those safety goggles and saying “Screw you world, for the next few hours, I’m not even trying to impress you with my looks. I’m going to boggle you with what I discover.”

Author Bill Adams asks me about finding a publisher.

Bill Adams, is author of
It Wasn’t Me (On Amazon search Wasn’t-Me-William-Adams)
Hunter & Hunted (on Amazon search Hunter-Hunted-William-Adams)

I spent several sessions of workshops working on Natural Attraction, both at the Iowa Writers’ Workshop and the Iowa Summer Writing Festival. Bill and I met at the later. He published his novel from that workshop last year. He was kind enough to interview me on his blog. I published without an agent and he wanted my take on doing that. Here it is.