New doors and locked in the bathroom

When you live in an old house, you’re never sure how much money you should put into it.  Will it maintain its value? Usually, yes, a well-maintained one will hold value. My house is 100 years old and I sometimes ponder moving, encouraged by my kids to find a home with one floor–an older person home where I won’t fall down the stairs. But I haven’t fallen down stairs since that one time in Detroit. And this year, my husband fell in the kitchen, not on stairs, and broke his neck–no home is safe if you aren’t paying attention. And my house has a fallout shelter so I’m not moving for at least four years.

Throughout the years, my older home has gotten –among other things–new basement floors, some new wiring, radon remediation, new paint, a new front porch, a new driveway, and refinished wood floors. As for redecorating, I’ve done some, but old bedrooms and their archaic wallpaper borders hold happy memories. The upstairs bathroom wallpaper is a relic, but I can still picture my happy kids splashing beneath that paper. Back in the day, my husband was handy, but he’s lost his enjoyment of it. I can paint but I’m too short for some spots even with a decent ladder. There’s been a comfortable sameness, a sentimental inertia. But recently, something has pushed me toward doing more than just preserving the status quo. My husband got locked in the bathroom.

A too- old lock broke. His neck was as broken as the lock so climbing out the window wasn’t an option. The screwdriver handed through a transom didn’t remedy the situation. He had to bust the whole lock and in the process, the hollow core door cracked. Memories or not, it was kind of ugly and cheap. And now busted.

We replaced it and the companion door to the basement with some oak doors to match the floors. Oak may be out or maybe it’s back in. No matter. The contractor was a perfectionist and the doors are beautiful. They bring me joy, even a calmness, because they aren’t janky. The locks are new and so are the latches. We can close the doors with confidence.

The doors tell me what Aerosmith tried to back when I was a part time DJ (although Dream On was on oldie by then): the past is gone. Maybe after I paint the hall to the bathroom, I’ll find something new to spruce up, and not let sentimentality hold me back. Then, someday, I’ll move on to my one floor dream house in a liberal area. Dream on.

Above: a new door, and although I did love the beagle mutt that scratched the old frame, it’s time for a new coat of paint. And yes, my husband’s neck has healed.

When everything’s made to be broken

Corporate profits are up, way up, but have you noticed how just about everything you buy breaks right away? I’m not talking about minor purchases like that Mainstay humidifier I just put in the garbage. I’m talking about big things we rely on. For example, have your glasses been shucking out faster than usual?

The first time, my wire rims sprang apart while I was on vacation. Thank you to the man in Detroit who fixed them for free. I moved on the plastic frames, but it wasn’t long until I thought I was losing my eyesight. Everything was blurry. I couldn’t even read. I’d been wearing glasses for most of my life. I was used to them. Initially, I had no idea it wasn’t my eyes. It was my glasses. They were crisscrossed with tiny scratches, even though I’d bought scratch coating.

The second time, two years later, I was driving 100 miles. I had a hard time focusing on the road. I thought I was getting a brain tumor or something. I’d gotten the extra coating of scratch prevention and anti-reflection coating. But the glare and reflection were terrible. I could even drive a little bit better if I put my glasses on my head. When I got to my destination, I looked at my glasses. There were scratched along the center like my previous pair. There was also some kind of weird cloud forming at the top as if sweat dripped down on them over the hot summer. I took them to the eye doctor as soon as I got back from my trip. Ironically, someone else was there with the very same problem. The clerk told us both how we should be cleaning our glasses.

The glasses clerk confessed that those coatings that you put on your glasses to protect them are only guaranteed for a year and then they start breaking down. It wasn’t my error that had caused the scratch coating and the anti-reflective coating to create some kind of a weird maze resembling corn borers through a row crop.

Glasses aren’t my only problem. I have a new refrigerator, a Bosch, a medium-expensive brand, and already the handle has gotten a crack. It looks like some kind of plastic fatigue. 

But the Bosch company says it’s cosmetic and not covered by the yearlong warranty, so I can’t get it replaced for free. Should I have just bought a really cheap refrigerator?  This one was not at the bottom of the line or anything and although it has many aspects I like, it’s still breaking.

Let me show you the front panel of my dishwasher.

 A piece of plastic broke off. This dishwasher is a KitchenAid, so not the cheapest brand. It’s 3 1/2 years old. That’s all. According to the place that sold me the dishwasher, to replace the plastic would cost $300 plus labor. I think that seems high for a slab of plastic. I contacted KitchenAid and the help-line people were nice but even after talking to them, I can’t figure out what the part number for it is.  For now, let’s hope the super glue we used holds. And curses to the plastic manufacturer. Maybe it was outsourced like the door plug on the Boeing.

On a happy note, my Kohler kitchen faucet started corroding after ten years. It had a lifetime warranty. 

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My plumber got to work and helped me arrange a replacement faucet. I couldn’t get the exact same one but I did get a new faucet, arriving earlier than promised. 

In recent years, the US Consumer Protection Bureau has been weakened. (We don’t have to even guess who did this. We know, don’t we?) Things are made cheaply now. One way to fight back is to learn to fix your own stuff. My vacuum cleaner, a Dyson, is pretty easy to fix. A hose attachment got a hole in it and the replacement was $5. I even got some help installing it.

A person kneeling on the floor with a vacuum cleaner

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